So we are a group of people who really love the fiber arts and know how to make really good stuff, but we are competing with businesses that have been made solely to appeal to your reptile brains. Shit like giving us dopamine hits from crazy guys yelling at you to boil your pineapple skins to make pineapple tea for great antioxidants. To prove my point while writing this, I tried to find the link of this one video that made my son want to buy pineapples JUST FOR THE SKINS (he doesn’t even eat pineapple), but instead I found LIKE TWENTY VIDEOS ON PINEAPPLE TEA!!!!!…I’m not going to count but seriously, what the fuck. We are doomed. Also, pineapple tea is pretty good…but still, it’s the principle of the thing!

So you know what, we are here to grab your reptile brain by the neck, point it at some shiny things, and hope that your life is slightly improved by the time we throw you back into the fray. Some times it will be about the finer details of fiber arts that you fuckers are too overwhelmed to normally pay attention to. Other times it will to bring attention to some of the fucked up things in the world and help you realize you are not alone in wanting to scream into the void. And even other times, we will try to make you realize that we are all just human, and that it’s ok to break down, fuck up, and snap (as long as you are willing to clean up your mess).

Keep an eye on this site (or the mailing list) to get info about our first drop. Coming soon. How soon? Check the FAQ!

Also, this is an “exclusive” club of people who are cool. If you found this page then you are part of the way there, but you are going to have to pay attention if you want to get access to the goods (or know the right people).

So good morning my neighbors, and fuck you too.

With much hate and love, remember to Speakeasy.